Parking Fairies: Letting Myself Be Annoyed

My friend just returned from Japan and wanted to hang out; she won't be around for my going away party, so this is it. The best thing next to seeing my friend was that I discovered that I have a pet peeve. Well, maybe, I giggled toward the end of my little "episode."

Picture it, Kansas City, 2006, parking garage at the Plaza
I'm looking for parking
I'm asking the parking fairies to help me find a spot
This garage is pretty crowded
Well, I see spots in the back, but I have faith in the fairies

Score! Brake lights, then reverse lights. Score!
Then nothing, then brake lights....
I had to choose: wait for nothing or wait too long
Honestly, what are you people doing in there

Then it happened cars started to back up behind me
Have I ruined their lives;
Sounds like 9 years of crazy haunting me
Now, I'm embarrassed, my cheeks turn red
I have to choose: either I (1) wait for nothng or (2) wait too long
Is this a lesson in patience; I'm so confused
I just want to park in the back and walk, please I want to go

What about the horn? That's too aggressive.
If I honk, will they understand that I don't hate them,
But I just want them to f*ckin' move, well, not f*ckin'
The f-word and my "embarassment" makes me giggle
So inconsiderate, well I'm just embarassed, waiting like a fool
Honk. The driver gets "it" -- they do exist

Unfortunately, the driver drives forward and hits the wall
Fortunately, the driver figures out that two objects can't occupy the same space

The driver f*nally pulled out the spot

Thank you parking fairies.