Free Rabies
I had a dream last night that I was biten by a rabid light gray cat. The cat, well, what could it do, biting was in it's nature, right? I wasn't mad at the cat. In my dream, we were waiting downstairs in the cellar. Maybe we were just living; I couldn't tell. I went upstairs because we all heard a noise, I closed the door behind me just in case that something was a danger to us all. That's when I saw the cat and a man. I didn't know the man, but he seemed familiar and fun. I looked out the window. The ground was parched and tall yellow grassed swayed with the rhythm of the wind. A dilapidated swing creaked. Two stripped orange and yellow cats perched in a tree full of purple flowers.
The Man looked concerned but calm despite a rabid cat stratching, pissing, and biting at him. He was remarkeably calm. I walked closer to them; to try and help him with the cat. That's when I was biten. The cat floated away and joined the purple flowers. I knew I couldn't return to the cellar. Who knows when I'd demonstrate the horrible signs of being infected? For some reason medicine wasn't an option.
The next thing I know we, the man and I, are in a tall field of blue corn. The field is near a football field. We could see the bleachers and hear the cheerleaders shouting. We were in the field because that's where I parked my convertible Viper. I vaguely remember owning it, but when we climbed into the car I pulled the keys out of my jean's pocket. Had the keys to this beautiful car been there all along? We took off towards the mountain.
3 Comments:
The dream means you should expect money and great sex. No, it means you will have great sex for money. No, it means great money will lead to great sex. No, it means you will have great sex in a tunnel where you will find money. Yeah, it's your classic sex/money dream.
Anyway, Kito you have a poet flair in your reading. My writing is totally prosaic.
Oh, I just remembered. The dream actually means, you will catch a terrible illness from an animal, but it will be cured by having long, sizzling, multiple orgasmic sex with a deliciously hot, muscular, deep dark chocolate of a man. Once cured, you will write a novel detailing your ordeal. A friend of a friend who happens to be good friends with the producer of Larry King Live, will drop the novel in the producer's lap. The producer falls madly in love with the novel--how could he not?--when it tells such a heart-wrenchingly compelling tale of personal triumph, coupled with mind-blowing sex. It transforms his life. He invites you to tell your very own story to Larry King. The publicity you receive from the show propels your novel to best-seller status. Which in turn leads to--that's right-- money. So obvious, give me a harder one next time.
Okay. Wow. The only thing I'll change is getting a terrible illness from an animal. Does bacteria count? I get sinusitis sometimes. One of the questions on the "Amazing Race" application is what are you afraid of and my response is a long winded -- bug bites because (1) sometimes I may not know when something bit me and (2) I don't know any symptoms of insect bites, except minor redness and itchiness. I'm not sure how I've made it this far. Plus I don't like killing insects, which is a big disadvantage in terms of offense / defense style of survival.
Oh, no ... cats and a viper. The only thing I like about your prediction is your dark chocolate references, the books, and the money.
Viva el hombre chocolate. Viva el libro. Viva el dinero.
Hey! It was your dream, not mine. Don't kill the interpreter. :).
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