Give Us Us Free or L.L. Was Right

Instantly, I realized that I forgot to prepare my first line. I just marched into the office of the One. I prepared to put one foot in front of the other; walk across the floor; hand Him my resignation letter. But what should I open with? A good morning? A good joke? I wonder if I really said what I think I said. I did say good morning. And then I channeled the power of ninjas and, my hero, Cinque. Brilliant.

Responses in general:
Shock
I knew it
Congratulations
We'll miss you
Burn it all
Do they get it

I'm free to be unemployed. Unemployed. The one certainity in my present is that, well, I don't have a future. I just have a now. Well, I have a checklist too.