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Did I mention I was recently casted in a comedy sketch? The Tres Stage Theatre located at 1523 N. La Brea, 2nd Floor on January 9, 16, 23, and 30.

At 8 pm.

Your Greasy Granny

I remember when I was a kid it was important to wish evil upon people who were mean to me. For example, a down right clever come back to any insult was to tell the person either (1) I know you are what am I; or the infamous (2) your momma, your daddy, your greasy granny got holes in her panties.

I felt it was completely appropriate because I could spell every word in either of those phrases. I was in 2nd grade; who cares.

This sudden feeling of being child like doesn't have anything to do with Christmas. Well, except, some evil asshole law firm just filed a motion that would require someone to work over the holidays. The response to the motion is due January 2, 2007. Lucky us we may have figured out away to ruin their --- lives. And yes if our strategy means taking grandma down, grandma's going down.

It feels good to be a tool for the man. Now, I'm going to drink some wine and think about what I can do to haunt my enemies' dreams. Don't worry I gotts my Federal Rule of Bankruptcy Procedure, Federal Civil Rules of Procedure, and Bankruptcy Rules.

You're going down.

I Figured Out Why the World Has Wars

Boys
Turn
to
Men
and
Rule
the
World.

Weak
Boys
Prevail
and
They
Rule
World
Some
Parts
of
the
World.

"I,"
Said
the
Boys,
Weak
and
Strong
Alike,
"Must
Make
Them
or
Him --
the
World
Really --
Pay."

Die,
Die,
Die.

The New Walk

Found motor skills
Arms reached out
Just go for it
When to leap forward
Stand and bounce
Do I feel alone
Like an island
Stuck with one anchor
Flying, flying, or just waving
Lunch grounds me

Then there was this photo (my friend Marie):

Some Poems

POEM 1

In the cabinets of my mind
Pull the scents until they flashy dash - brighter
I am a museum exhibit watching myself from the sofa
My perspective and I ask, “what would I do next”


POEM 2

In the giggles of my mind
Drink the sound
It’s happening right now
Wait, soon I will fly over the waters