Digression No. 432

A couple of posts ago, I blogged about dandelions and ants.

That blog was inspired by my killing spree. I killed ants - lots of ants - in my bathroom. I showed them; they haven't returned since. My killing spree made me sad. It reminded me of Robert Fugulum's (sp?) book "All I need to Know, I learned in Kindergarten." Bob had a part in his book in which he discussed dandelions - a weed that grew infectiously on Bob's lawn. Bob didn't want to mow his lawn anymore, or spend a gazillion dollas on "the right" lawn care formula.

If there weren't so many ants in the world, then maybe I would have called the National Geographic, 60 minutes, or the Guiness Book of World Record. But no. Dead, dead, die, die. You all must die. Die, die. I'm too all powerful; I must stop the killing.